crazielimbsflailingweird:
Heeey, i have been on tumblr in a long time buuut your still my fav. Hows are you

Haha am I really your fav

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.

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"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Jess C. Scott, The Intern (via kushandwizdom)

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soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

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woodmeat:

*walks past a mirror*

*walks back*

you got kik?

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